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Messed Up Memes Some days just dont go the way you planned to. Its funny how good memories can make you cry its funny how forever never seems to last its funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past its funny how friends can just leave when youre down its funny how when you need someone they never are around its funny how people change and think theyre so much better its funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter its funny how one night can hold so much regret its funny.

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Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour and most people make less than 3600hr their time is worth less than a penny per second.

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Youve got to stand very close to this headstone in order to read it. The more you read the worse it gets. How is a woman like a condom.

I dont like it and Im sorry I ever had anything to do with it. See more ideas about quotes true quotes life quotes. Id rather be the person thats like I messed up than I wish I did that.

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Explore 131 Messed Up Quotes page 2 by authors including Kevin Hart Chris Rock and Amy Morin at BrainyQuote. Everything is like in that Limp Bizkit song. Id rather be the person thats like I messed up than I wish I did that.

How do you get a nun pregnant. The kinetics and kinetics were all day long on a shoe boot taken from a masonry that built the shoe wall with the shoe on. But you know all about that being sorry and having no words to say something when you know you should but you just cant.

The Holy Bible is one of the most messed up backwards primitive works of fiction youll ever lay your eyes on. Dress her up like an altarboy. Life is too short to be scared and not take risks.

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No honest poet can ever feel quite sure of the permanent value of what he has written. As things are and as fundamentally they must always be poetry is not a career but a mugs game. You bring the gloves Ill bring the tarp.

He may have wasted his time and messed up his life for nothing. See more ideas about funny text messages funny text conversations funny messages. That girl right there she was my only child.

Life is too short to be scared and not take risks. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Jun 10 2019 - Explore Allayna Ekstrands board Messed up Quotes on Pinterest.

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You bring the gloves Ill bring the tarp. Nonethey just sit in the dark and bitch. What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand.

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Where you dont want to wake up. Once you get up close and personal you can see that it says If you can read this youre standing on my boobs. Jun 1 2021 - Explore π’ͺ𝓁𝒾𝓋𝒾𝒢s board Messed up quotes on Pinterest.

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