Neither of those is quite as fun to say though as jobbernowl. Here are a few alternative words to use when youre in a location that frowns upon cursing.

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A noll is the crown of the head so the word basically meant something like stupid head or numbskull.

Funny swear word replacements. We might be bad at lots of things but no one swears better than the British. Hilarious clip from The Ronnie Johns Half Hour showI DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF THIS VIDEO RIGHTS FOR THIS VIDEO REMAIN IN THE HANDS OF ITS CREATORS. Member Level 12 Blank Slate.

Ying-takh or puh-takh from Klingon to replace the S or F words. And do de duck rubber duck duck rubber duck. With over 15 billion English speakers around the globe you can bet.

Rigga ragga fragga 14. What the fun 10. Its one of the first English words most people learn before they properly learn English.

It means a person who wants to know all the latest news or gossip. Frack or frak from. English swear words are recognized all around the world used in movies literature and TV shows.

Originally meant to signify an illegitimate child. What the cuss. What the Hello Kitty Kelly S.

We decided to ask our Facebook fans about the curse words of their youth. The word shazbot might be influenced by Shazam aka Captain Marvel and robot. A Victorian word for the kind of bumbling idiot that will end up making an unbelievably stupid mistake.

Smeg from the British science fiction series Red Dwarf seems to be used to replace f. 50 swear-word alternatives Depending on the situation its good to have a few cleaned-up alternatives for those four-letter-word life moments. Youll be the smartest one in the room.

Response to Funniest swear word combinations. Theyll make you sound more worldly because most of the people around you will have no idea what youre trying to say. It comes from the Latin quid nunc meaning what now 15.

Jilly Chiappini Gonna said she didnt swear until she was at least 18. For the Love of Benji 20. The 100 Best Swear Words In The English Language.

The word jobbernowl has obscure though apparently French origins but seems to have been introduced into English by that satirical potty-mouth John Marston. Dirty Cuss Word Do you have a fake-swear word to add. AntiJoke Generator Crazy Idea Generator Drunk Thought Generator Evil Villain Generator Funny Advice Generator Funny Fake Fact Generator Joke Generator Karen Rant Generator Mall Ninja Bullshit Generator Mall Ninja Weapon Generator New Age Bullshit Generator Nonsense Generator Pun Generator.

Tommy Boy Good grief Charlie Brown Shellie A. YOU CANT SWEAR AGH YOURE A HORRIBLE PERSON BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Well I have the solution. Fck fluff Sht snickerdoodle Dmn dumpling As.

Now means an unpleasant person or situation. Swear word replacements Ever have those days when you just want to blabber out every swear word you know but cant because your parents teachers andor friends would just go ASDFGHJKL. See British people are fancy so instead of ass and asshle they decided to add an r and make it all difficult so now here you are struggling to draw out the words.

These curse word alternatives also take their cue from TV and movies. In other words a busybody or nosy parker. I like to swear without swearing.

Goodness gracious great balls of fire Catherine F. Jiminy Cricket Gretta D Diane K. Sweet blue blazes 12.

Rubber duck duck rubber duck duck rubber duck Duck rubber duck duck rubber. Who in the ham-fat 15. Jenna Wolf of The Lotus Room.

You can use some of these as less offensive replacements for swear words. If ma or pa used bloody we knew we should retire to our rooms she said adding that bugger meant all hell was about to break out Another fan Joe Miano said he was at least 18 before he heard an adult drop the f-bomb or say shit. Share it with us in this posts comment section.

Unlike German swear words or Spanish curse words learning how to curse in English will help you be understood almost everywhere you go. This means that instead of saying the sentence that fucking moron tailgater is making me angry i say instead that silent pause-ing moron tailgater is making me angry the silent pause where the word fuck would go is swearing without swearing. Son of a Shiplap.